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June 17, 2013
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....3ddVH6C-QQ

 

Steve Colbert has an new twist on it.

 

Asiana Airlines said it will sue San Francisco area station KTVU-TV for broadcasting four fake, racially insensitive names of pilots flying Flight 214, the Los Angeles Times reported.

 

A spokeswoman for the South Korean airline, Lee Hyomin, said the broadcast seriously damaged Asiana

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From JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person

And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.

Life is too short...

September 26, 2013
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Empty F-16 jet tested by Boeing and US Air Force

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/tech.....y-24231077

However, a spokesman for the Campaign to Stop Killer Robots warned of the temptation to use them in warfare.

"I'm very concerned these could be used to target people on the ground," said Prof Noel Sharkey.

"I'm particularly worried about the high speed at which they can travel because they might not be able to distinguish their targets very clearly.

"There is every reason to believe that these so-called 'targets' could become a test bed for drone warfare, moving us closer and closer to automated killing."

January 5, 2014
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October 15, 2014
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I know this is a few days late, but it is still funny.

http://i34.photobucket.com/alb.....gchild.jpg

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November 26, 2014
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Something is wrong in the following picture:

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November 28, 2014
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Someone is always taking things too far:

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December 10, 2014
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After reading a satirical web story called "How to Make an H-bomb," U.S. citizen Jose Padilla and his associate, Binyam Mohammed, conceived the "Dirty Bomb Plot."

The report says: "The article instructed would-be bomb makers to enrich uranium by placing it "in a bucket, attaching it to a six-foot rope, and swinging it around your head as fast as possible for 45 minutes. Padilla and Mohammed approached Abu Zubaydah in early 2002, and later [Khalid Sheikh Mohammed], with their idea to build and use this device in the United States.

Poor man's centrifuge!lol

December 10, 2014
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It sounds like they need to meet up with the guy in the video of post #2.

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December 27, 2014
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Jared Kreft Accused Of Performing Oral Sex On Horse

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SHOCKING interview with Nvidia engineer about the 970 fiasco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdwUsalwBJ8

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March 11, 2015
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PA man rolls in dog waste to try avoiding arrest; plan fails

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March 12, 2015
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wtf

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